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BEST DAD EVER….

December 2, 2012

Ryan works at a great dealership. The people he works with are great.  The people he works for are wonderful. The dealership is small but perfect and are like family.  On Saturdays, Ryan often takes Maddox to work with him. They have a small desk in the front of the showroom that Maddy believes to be his office…so he has his papers and crayons and little toys in the drawers and a phone that he uses to page the salespeople.  He keeps asking Linda, the office manager, where his computer is…He truly believes he works there.  So yesterday, Ryan took Maddy and Maddy hasn’t been there for about a month, because the last time he was there, he complained of being bored, and Ryan fired him.  SHOCK!  Maddy was heartbroken but  he was quickly rehired once he cleaned his room and found his headgear for wrestling.  Don’t you wish it was that easy in the real world to get rehired?  So yesterday was his first day back to work.  Maddy was so happy, not bored and had a great day.

This morning, after sleeping in, and reading the paper, the boys did their thing. Ryan was watching the game in the man-cave. Maddy was getting ready to go play outside with his friends. Cameron was in costume. A weird costume, but that’s how Cameron rolls…and I go to my mom-cave to check my Facebook. When I open my Facebook page, I quickly realize that it was Maddy’s page and yes, he has a Facebook so he can play games, because I was tired of receiving all those game requests for games I don’t play….But he had message… So me being a nosy mom, opened his email and saw this.

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So there I am, at my computer, drinking a coke, munching on a Skor candy bar that Ryan bought me a case of….don’t ask…and I start crying like a baby. Why?  Because my kids have the best dad ever and I am the lucky one who married him.

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FROM JESUS TO TROJAN HORSES….

September 13, 2012

Our favorite, and at this point, only crazy signer is back to weekly posting! Now that the local elections are done, he is back at his weekly posting.

I’m thinking there needs to be more crazy signers out there…And I would gladly step up to the plate, but I don’t think my neighbors would appreciate it…

Last week…

“TRUTH DOES NOT EVOLVE, JESUS IS TRUTH”

OPPOSITE SIDE: Which I agree with and can’t argue…

“DO NOT VOTE, DO NOT COMPLAIN”

 

THIS WEEK: <Now, the pictures are BAD! Because I just happened to drive by in my car, and tried to snap a picture while being stealth by driving by at a creepy slow pace….next time I will just wait til I am in Ryan’s car of the week>

“OBAMA, A TROJAN HORSE, DESTROYING AMERICA”

and yes, that is half of my tinted window and half of the window open…I apologize.

“WHEN AMERICA, REJECTS JESUS, EMBRACES IMMORTALITY, BAD THINGS HAPPEN”

Now let me tell you what I have noticed….He has plenty of the letters “O”, Look at his postings this week…so therefore, in my mind, I am correct in assuming his “Masque” comment weeks before was deliberate…

Now, I have to get back to X Factor…I can’t stop watching Britney…She just isn’t that “hit me baby one more time” girl…I want the old Britney back!

THE LOTTO GODS….

September 8, 2012

Are playing with my emotions…..

I bought a SHOW ME CASH TICKET, because the jackpot was up to $160,000. That’s unusually high for SHOW ME CASH. Which is a Missouri only lottery, which in my head means greater chances of winning…

My numbers were 7-12-13-22-33

The winning numbers, which by the way, no one won, were 06-13-14-21-32.

I was one flipping number off except for 13…..Is that not shitty….makes me ALMOST not want to play anymore…but the pot is now $190,000….and I have to run to Casey’s before it’s too late to buy a ticket…

THE GOAL WAS….

August 28, 2012

Once the boys started school, I would hop on this treadmill I bought off Craigslist for $50.00.  It’s in the mancave, aka garage, and I didn’t want to work out in the 100 degree heat this summer.

But now both boys are in school and instead of working out on this ….

 

That would be a Seahawks Jersey that I would be staring at while I huff and puff….

I decided to use my leftover chalkboard contact paper on this…..

 

 

 

It’s getting to be fall season, which means Beer bread and chocolate chip cookie season in my book….Soooo, instead of running to the computer to find the recipe each time, I decided to put them inside the cabinet doors and, voila! INSTANTANEOUS ACCESS TO THE GOODS….

 

Beer Bread! of course, writing in chalk in a straight line on a vertical cabinet is not the easiest thing to do, so just tilt your head to the right…

          

And, tilt to the left….

 

The PLUS side to this is when I eat too much of the beer bread and cookies, because there is always a when… I have a new treadmill just waiting for me.

 

 

 

Tell us what you really think…

August 27, 2012

So a few weeks ago, someone burned down the local mosque. This was the second time someone has tried to burn it down and whoever did it the second time succeeded because it was a total loss. The FBI were called in, though no one has yet to be arrested for the arson. This past weekend, Joplin had a community gathering at the local park to support the rebuilding of the mosque…Our local crazy does not approve as he has posted for all of us to see…

“HELP A MUSLIM, GOOD CHANCE, HELP BUILD A MASQUE, NOT A CHANCE”

So, here is where I wonder…Did he purposely misspell “Masque” as to suggest that the local mosque was merely a cover for what I assume he believes are terrorists? Or did he simply run out of letters?  Because the other side of the sign reads:

“OBAMA TRYING TO LIMIT SOLDIERS ABALITY TO VOTE”

He misspelled “abality”, which I am 99.99% positive that it is not a word…So I am assuming he ran out of “I’s” to write ability…Either way, it proves again, you can’t explain crazy… Now, crazy has a “beware of dog” sign on his gate and tonight when I pulled over to take the pics, his dog kept barking at me… That’s a good guard dog.  How did that little chihuahua know I was taking pics of his sign from across the street?  That explains the poor picture quality…The dog threw me off my game.

Now, Ryan thinks I should stop with the sign posting. But it amuses me so!  I think he fears I will catch the “crazy bug”…

Can you imagine what my signs would say if I could post freely?

Let’s take a little walk down this crazy path together…

1. I would post, “Caroline Manzo, You are on my LAST NERVE!”   – This would be for the Real Housewives of New Jersey fan’s out there. The other side of my sign would say, “Team Teresa!”

2. I would post, “RAMONA, QUIT YOUR DRINKING AND FIX YOUR WONKY EYE”  – This is for the Real Housewives of New York fans out there. The other side of my sign would say, ” HEATHER, STOP SAYING, “HOLLA!” YOU ARE WHITE”

3. I would post, “04, 08, 15, 16, 23, 42 ARE NOT UNLUCKY NUMBERS AND IF THEY ARE, I DON’T CARE. JUST LET ME WIN DAMNIT” – this is for the LOST fans out there. The other side would say, “NO, SERIOUSLY, JUST LET ME WIN…”

(Can I just take a moment and say I love the tv series Lost? I have been watching non-stop for 2 weeks and am in the last season, and now I am only rationing myself to one episode a day, as opposed to 7 episodes a day…I don’t want it to end, even though Ryan spilled the beans about the ending like a teenage girl.)

4. I would post, “Whatever happened to TOT MOM?”  – This is for the Nancy Grace fans out there. Isn’t her parole up, where is she now?  The other side would say, “Nancy Grace, your kids are so precious!”  because all of  her callers say that….

As you can see,  my posts would be about reality tv…Not political or religious points of view… They would also be about food…

5. I would post, “ANNIE, THAT CHICKEN DIP RECIPE THAT YOU SAID IS A CLONE TO RED ONION’S IS DEFINITELY NOT…YOUR’S DIDN’T EVEN HAVE CHICKEN.” – inside joke…Then the other side would say, “RYAN I NEED SOME CHICKEN DIP FROM RED ONION CAFE, CAN YOU PICK UP BEFORE YOU COME HOME PRETTY PLEASE” 

6. I would post, “THANK YOU MCDONALDS FOR BRINGING BACK THE MCROLO FLURRY, OR IS IT ROLO MCFLURRY”  because I always get the name confused…The other side would say, “HEY MCDONALDS, $5.00 FOR A SMALL CUP OF YOUR MCROLO FLURRY IS ROBBERY, WE ARE IN A RECESSION!”

And last, but not least, my sign rants would be about Ryan. But since I am in a good mood tonight, I won’t publish them…

I wonder if it’s a short bus???

August 20, 2012

“OBAMA BUS, BOUGHT IN CANADA, WITH YOUR MONEY”

Well, well, well….We are back on the Obama rants….It’s only going to get better the closer it gets to election time…

uh…….

August 7, 2012

I have no clue…even Ryan, who can speak crazy and knows crazy, mouthed off and said, “What the hell does that mean?”….The other side is still devoted to the local politicians, Dunn and Kaiser…but this one…I dunno….

JOY, JESUS, OTHERS, YOU

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