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So we got a dog…

January 20, 2017

Let me rephrase that…Ryno and the boys got a dog.  We have had “Butters” – that’s her name, for a month now, yet it feels like 3 months.

I can’t continue to bitch about the dog to Ryno or Maddy, as they are in love with the dog and are tired of hearing it. Cameron understands my pain. He likes Butters, but doesn’t like the idea of taking care of her. Which let me just say, is exactly why they should have just visited the pet store every month and got their dog-loving feels that way. But nope, no one listens to me…What do I know…

I’ll tell you what I know so far…Butters is a pain in the butthole. Actually she is a butthole. She’s not potty trained. I’ve tried!!!!  She acts perfect when the trainer is here. We are all in awe. Like really, who is this dog?!? Then she goes back to being Butters after the trainer leaves. I’m trying to be nice and not call her all kinds of names in the event that 6 months from now I do “fall in love” with her and regret having her slandered all over the world wide web.

So I am just going to take my rants to my bitchy blog. Put a smile on my face and try to fake it til I make it here.

For today, this was my email exchange to Ryno…HE HAS YET TO RESPOND.

On Friday, January 20, 2017 11:47 AM, B. wrote:

I am on a company wide conf call. The bathroom reeked of pee. So I put butters outside in her pen at 11:10 so I could jump on the call and she is losing her shit outside. When she saw me take her pen outside, she ran towards the outside fireplace. I had to chase her, she peed and ran everywhere. I finally cornered her in the poop corner and put her in the pen with a chicken bone. She is high fucking maintenance

From: Ryno
Sent: Friday, January 20, 2017 11:55 AM

she likes to run…she’s super fast isn’t she

On Friday, January 20, 2017 12:50 PM, B. wrote:

So the fur bed was soaked in pee. I was right the other night…I should have checked when I felt it was wet. I literally picked it up and it was dripping. Gag….

Its in the washer.

As is her mat.

I couldn’t fit the bucket in there. that’s next but I am out of laundry soap. Laundry has tripled with the dog. Just sayin….

She shit outside in the pen. Stepped all in it and took off into the house with those shit covered paws. She didn’t even wait for me by the door. She drank water and I washed her   feet in the sink and her ass and gagged. Put her in her pen with the old bed, and new pad   and told her she better not even think about peeing. We need a pee pad that she isn’t going to shred to bits either.


Now see …that wasn’t too complainey…believe me, I could have really went to town on what  I wanted to say…like…

  • what the shit, how many times a week do I have to shampoo the carpets?
  • can we sell the house and buy a new one , with a pool of course, and our payments stay the same and have a basement so butters can be banished to the basement?
  • Do you realize I went from vacuuming once a week to vacuuming every day?
  • Why can’t that dog realize that being outside is supposed to be a natural dog thing to do??

I will leave it at that because I understand there a lot of dog lovers out there. And I am not saying I hate dogs. I am saying, coming from a childhood of no pets, no dogs, I am not really a fan…UNLESS the dog is lazy and just sits there and knows where to poop and pee and can smile at me when i say, “smile!”  I knew a dog once that could do that on cue.

I just received a text….


Guess he got the email notification that I renewed my blog…

Oh and here’s her pic ….we took her to get a haircut so the boys could actually put the leash on her and not let her run wild in the backyard. And yes, that is a car ring dangling from her collar, because apparently Maddy and Cam can’t get the leash to hook on the actual loop…






5 Comments leave one →
  1. January 21, 2017 12:46 AM

    What kind of dog is Butters ?


  2. Dawn permalink
    January 21, 2017 9:32 AM

    Eight years and I still wish we never got a dog.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Mom permalink
    January 23, 2017 5:58 PM

    Hilarious 😅, poor dog, she know you don’t like her, until you do she is going to keep you bz


  4. Stephanie Marteney permalink
    February 28, 2017 9:32 AM

    Oh how I have missed your blogs!!!


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