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Learning Karma at the young age of 6 sucks….

July 12, 2011

I have lots to share, so I am breaking it down into segments or episodes…this was originally titled, “The Next Episode” but then I couldn’t get that Dr. Dre song out of my head, so I went with this one instead. So, my last blog was about my near fatal fall at the Burger King in Carthage….Everyday since, Ryan would call at noon and ask if I was going to take the boys back to Burger King, which I either answered, “Fuck no” or I ignored it and went on to a different conversation topic.

But my birthday is coming up.

 “What?!?!” you say! 

” Why yes, it is, on the 19th, I will be 29.”

“Quit your fucking lying!” you say…

  “Ok bitches, I will be 36…”

So Ryan booked a room in OKC for my birthday. Why OKC? Because we used to get this room at the Hilton. The Honeymoon suite…But since moving and opening the store, we haven’t had a chance to go back. We had gone there for our anniversary back in the days before Maddy was born…So Hilton sold out and its now the Crown Plaza…I digress. He took a few days vacation to go with me to OKC but we were going to Enid, my hometown and where my parents live, for the weekend, so we could dump off the kids and have 2 nights alone in the hotel motel…<I just like calling it that…>  He wanted to take the boys to Burger King before we left…So back to the story….

Friday night, Ryan gets off work and we head to Carthage for Burger King. No major mishaps on the way, no grasshoppers in the car…We get there and the first thing we notice is the newspaper machines are 1. closer to the door….and 2. switched around…which leads me to believe someone did witness my fall after all….

Maddy starts getting mouthy…He says, “now use the ramp, mom…We don’t need you falling again….” Then to be a super smartass, like his dad. he decides to pose in front of the stands, as if to say, avoid these machines…I just ignored his ass though. Ryan parks in the middle of the parking lot, not up to the curb like I had, so as to give me enough visual of where the curb actually is….I ignore his ass too.

Maddy thinks he's real funny, like his daddy...I keep telling him his dad is not funny....


Then Karma swoops down just as Maddy is talking shit about me making sure to use the handicap ramp to walk up and BAM! down he goes. Maddy wipes out. I have no clue what he fell on or tripped on, he wasn’t hurt. But he sure shut up about me falling. Ryan screams, “Burger King is trying to kill my family!!!!” and I ask, super sweet, “Oh my gosh, Maddy! Are you OK?!?!” and he gets up all dazed, trying to figure out what tripped him and mumbles, “yes…” and I say then in my normal, bitchy voice, “see that’s what you say when someone falls…” and we go into Burger King and eat and live happily ever after….

next up is the birthday girl’s hotel room….

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Anonymous permalink
    July 14, 2011 8:30 AM

    I WANT TO SEE THE ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  2. Carrie Vanover permalink
    July 14, 2011 8:31 AM

    And I dont know why or how I am anonymous all of a sudden, but its me, Carrie:)


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