My Bitchy Blog

So a few weeks ago, someone burned down the local mosque. This was the second time someone has tried to burn it down and whoever did it the second time succeeded because it was a total loss. The FBI were called in, though no one has yet to be arrested for the arson. This past weekend, Joplin had a community gathering at the local park to support the rebuilding of the mosque…Our local crazy does not approve as he has posted for all of us to see…

“HELP A MUSLIM, GOOD CHANCE, HELP BUILD A MASQUE, NOT A CHANCE”

So, here is where I wonder…Did he purposely misspell “Masque” as to suggest that the local mosque was merely a cover for what I assume he believes are terrorists? Or did he simply run out of letters?  Because the other side of the sign reads:

“OBAMA TRYING TO LIMIT SOLDIERS ABALITY TO VOTE”

He misspelled “abality”, which I am 99.99% positive that it is not a word…So I am assuming he ran out of “I’s” to write ability…Either way, it proves again, you can’t explain crazy… Now, crazy has a “beware of dog” sign on his gate and tonight when I pulled over to take the pics, his dog kept barking at me… That’s a good guard dog.  How did that little chihuahua know I was taking pics of his sign from across the street?  That explains the poor picture quality…The dog threw me off my game.

Now, Ryan thinks I should stop with the sign posting. But it amuses me so!  I think he fears I will catch the “crazy bug”…

Can you imagine what my signs would say if I could post freely?

Let’s take a little walk down this crazy path together…

1. I would post, ”Caroline Manzo, You are on my LAST NERVE!”   – This would be for the Real Housewives of New Jersey fan’s out there. The other side of my sign would say, “Team Teresa!”

2. I would post, ”RAMONA, QUIT YOUR DRINKING AND FIX YOUR WONKY EYE”  – This is for the Real Housewives of New York fans out there. The other side of my sign would say, ” HEATHER, STOP SAYING, “HOLLA!” YOU ARE WHITE”

3. I would post, “04, 08, 15, 16, 23, 42 ARE NOT UNLUCKY NUMBERS AND IF THEY ARE, I DON’T CARE. JUST LET ME WIN DAMNIT” – this is for the LOST fans out there. The other side would say, “NO, SERIOUSLY, JUST LET ME WIN…”

(Can I just take a moment and say I love the tv series Lost? I have been watching non-stop for 2 weeks and am in the last season, and now I am only rationing myself to one episode a day, as opposed to 7 episodes a day…I don’t want it to end, even though Ryan spilled the beans about the ending like a teenage girl.)

4. I would post, “Whatever happened to TOT MOM?”  – This is for the Nancy Grace fans out there. Isn’t her parole up, where is she now?  The other side would say, “Nancy Grace, your kids are so precious!”  because all of  her callers say that….

As you can see,  my posts would be about reality tv…Not political or religious points of view… They would also be about food…

5. I would post, ”ANNIE, THAT CHICKEN DIP RECIPE THAT YOU SAID IS A CLONE TO RED ONION’S IS DEFINITELY NOT…YOUR’S DIDN’T EVEN HAVE CHICKEN.” – inside joke…Then the other side would say, “RYAN I NEED SOME CHICKEN DIP FROM RED ONION CAFE, CAN YOU PICK UP BEFORE YOU COME HOME PRETTY PLEASE” 

6. I would post, “THANK YOU MCDONALDS FOR BRINGING BACK THE MCROLO FLURRY, OR IS IT ROLO MCFLURRY”  because I always get the name confused…The other side would say, ”HEY MCDONALDS, $5.00 FOR A SMALL CUP OF YOUR MCROLO FLURRY IS ROBBERY, WE ARE IN A RECESSION!”

And last, but not least, my sign rants would be about Ryan. But since I am in a good mood tonight, I won’t publish them…